Category: Humour
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Pork is evil
Dear Diary, Yesterday I was eating a ham sandwich and I had another stark realization. Pork is evil. As wide as the gulf of understanding may be between the Muslims and the Jews, this much they can agree on: Pork is evil. Of course, they’ll continue their fervid debate on the relative merits of the…
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The Complete Anthology of Apologies for All Crimes I’ve Committed Since the Dawn of Time, Volume One
An apology follows, but first, the admissions of guilt: In Music I serviced Buddy Holly’s plane. I wrote the book of love. Clarification: But some other jerk removed all of the adult content I added. What gives? I put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, AND… I put the ram in the…
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Do-It-Yourself Degree Milling for Fun and… well, Just Fun
When I was younger, I liked to hang my degrees up in my office. I suppose that until I had a well established sense of identity and self worth, those framed bit of paper helped me feel like I belonged in the world of professionals. While they still have some importance to me—primarily as legal…
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How do I love KDE? Let me count the ways.
No, I’m not actually going to count, but it was the first title that popped into my head and if I’ve learned anything about the creative process, it’s that your first instinct is usually the best. The GNOME vs. KDE war is not new. Since their very beginnings where one claimed to be the first…
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Globalization and The Village Idiot
In this era, where culture is as far reaching as economy, the need for a public figure whom nearly everyone can look upon and feel superior to is as crucial now as it ever has been. Thank you Paris Hilton.
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Ronnie James Dio’s Big Book of Nursery Rhymes
About The Author Ronnie James Dio (born July 10, 1942, in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, USA), is a heavy metal vocalist, 42nd level magic user, midget rights activist, and children’s author. When he’s not recording, touring, or being fired from or rejoining Black Sabbath (or Rainbow), he’s reviewing student applications at the Ronnie James Dio Institute…
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Billy Graham
The Chihuahua Provincial Examiner Online — DRAFT VERSION ONLY — DO NOT PUBLISH — DRAFT VERSION ONLY — My Answer by Billy Graham Q: What did Jesus mean when He said the meek will “inherit the earth”? Am I supposed to be doing something to prepare? If so, what? — T. L. A: First of…
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The Taming of the Shrew (1st Draft)
Act 1 SCENE I. Padua. A public place. LUCENTIO sits before a miniature trapeze set, a see-saw, a merry-go-round, a ferris wheel and a tightrope. Two shrews wander about, sniffing and leaving droppings. LUCENTIO rises from his seat and spreads his arms wide in dramatic fashion. LUCENTIO Grasp thy paws firmly upon the tethered bars…
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Invictus, Jr.
Under the sheet that covers me, White as the snow but black as night, I beg all visitors that be, “Close the door and turn off the light.” In the grip of ambivalence I’ve often winced and cried aloud. Asked to bestow but a few pence I’ve hid within this bedding shroud. Beyond this place…