Category: Humour
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The Vagina Monologues
“The worst puppet show ever!” ~ Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times “Three solid hours of Eve Ensler and her posse…” ~ Noel Coward, famous playwright The Vagina Monologues is the award-winning sequel to the staggeringly popular The Scrotum Soliloquies, and was written especially for the lips not legally kissable in public… except possibly in Amsterdam, the…
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Ecky-Thump
“That proves it, doesn’t it? You said he was dead! It’s like Chinese food, this is. Half an hour later you have to kill him again!” ~ The Grand Master of Ecky-Thump on Kung Fu “I still shudder when I think about the warrior who came up behind me, and the thwacking he gave me…
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Fake announcer voice
You’ve heard it. Usually it’s late at night, after all the really good radio announcers have gone home; but, if you live in a small town, the voice might be coming from the morning disc jockey, or “the drive home show” guy. Diagnosis Even for the casual listener, the fake announcer voice (or FAV) is…
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Heywood Banks
Heywood Banks is an American comedian, musician and financial advisor. Some of his most popular songs include “Toast”, “Wiper Blades” and “How to get Free Money from the United States Government”. Birth Born under the name “Matthew Lesko”, Heywood was a child of the Great Depression of the 1940s. His father had lost everything after…
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The Complete Idiot’s Guide To Talking To Women
Since time immemorial — which is to say it’s been going on for such a long time that nobody can remember a time before it — women have been asking men trick questions, and men have been stupidly falling for it time and time after bloody time and time again. Perhaps it’s not been since…
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Some Thoughts on Memory
Note to self: remember to add some content to this page. Memory is the ability of the brain to retain information over long periods of time, and recall it at a later time… like when the information is needed later, whenever that is. If it is. Introduction Memory is the ability of the brain to…
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A History of Microsoft Windows
Microsoft Windows is the collective name for a series of operating systems that began development in 1983, originally as a means of reversing the stagnation of the computer hardware market. History In the year 1981, Microsoft and IBM took the first steps of a relationship that would eventually dominate the personal computer industry. The…
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Linus Torvalds
Linus Torvalds is a self-admitted foreigner to American soil and a known Communist seeking to undermine the foundation of western society by giving away software that he should rightfully charge dozens of dollars for, were he a true-blooded American and not some Finnish pinko commie bastard. Conception/Inception “Why yes, I am God. I just assume…
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Cannibalism
Often called “a new dietary environmentalism for the 21st century” in progressive health periodicals and academic journals worldwide, cannibalism promises to do for vegetables what veganism did for domesticated animals. Peter Sallinger, renowned expert and author of Animal Liberation Through Human Marination shares the compelling logic for cuisine a la cousin in this exclusive interview.…