Tag: parody
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Harry Potter and Photographer of Al Jazeera
“Are you certain this is safe?” Harry asked. Aziz Abdul Rahman, who was unpacking his telephoto lens carefully from its flight case, looked positively bemused. عبد العزيز عبد الرحمن “Do not worry yourself needlessly, my spectacled companion,” he soothed, “I have done this for many years… And you… the Chosen One… you have braved far greater dangers against…
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Somethings
Take 1: The Chamber of Seekers “What’s this all about then?” Harry asked. “Don’t really know,” Ron replied. “It was McGonagall that had me come fetch you. Some rite of passage thing, I think.” When they arrived, McGonagall was outside waiting for them. “Professor,” Harry said. “What can you tell me about the Chamber of Seekers?” “Ah, Potter,” McGonagall replied, “I’m afraid this…
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Water
Harry was thirsty. He opened the cupboard under the stairs to Snape’s office, and pulled out a goblet. “Aquafina™,” he said, and his face lit with delight as the vessel filled with clean, clear liquid… with just a bit of dust floating on top. No matter, he thought, it probably still tastes good. Harry drank deeply.…
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Another Weasley
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Enter the Chicken
SCENE: AN ANCIENT BARNYARD, HONG KONG THI, a domesticated fowl of great philosophical insight, deeply immersed in the martial arts, receives an invitation by carrier pigeon. HAM (written note) “Greetings to you, Shaolin Monk. I am Ham. As your Master has undoubtedly told you, I was once also a student of The Order, but was…
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4’33”
First Movement Second Movement Third Movement
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Alternative Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
Alternative Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous is a forthcoming syndicated television series scheduled to premiere this fall, featuring the incomparable, incommensurable, and now ailing and incomprehensible Robin Leech. The show features the unusual and unknown lifestyles of entertainers, athletes, business personalities, and other wealthy and successful individuals that you’re completely fascinated to learn more…
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A belated favour for Morrissey
(Most pictures I post are made by others: this one is a rare exception! Done with GIMP.)
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Chicken of the Sea
Based in San Diego, California, Chicken of the Sea is the company that is single-handedly responsible for the breeding of 96% of the world’s population of gill-equipped, underwater poultry. Originally, these schools of chickens were harvested for packing in nice, neat tins, for consumption by fat, bloated carcasses like you. However, after being liberated by…