Tag: satire
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St. Ignucius
Ancient Scripture And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Gateus Billionus, that all software should be licensed. And all went to be registered, every one into his (or her) own city. And Joseph also went up from Grand Coulee (missing Moses Lake completely) into King County,…
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The Truth About Proctology
Proctology is the branch of science encompassing the exploration and charting of deep crevasses, folds, flaps, abysses, fissures, caverns, chasms, gorges, holes, pits, and voids. History Proctology, like many other modern scientific disciplines can trace its roots back to Ancient Greece. It began, rather humbly, with pairs of friends exchanging impromptu examinations with the tools…
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Stench
“Ooooh, that smell! Can’t you smell that smell?” ~ Lynyrd Skynyrd on Stench A pioneer British punk band formed in 1974, Stench is largely credited with starting the trend of naming yourself after something disgusting in order to sound anti-social. Copycat acts included: Vomit, The Boogermen, and Smegma. Origins Ralph Featherstonehaugh formed Stench as an…