Don’t be evil
[Repealed March 1, 2012.]
Website Privacy Statement
Typically, Toddle gathers no more information about you than is normally collected in the course of an annual physical examination by your physician, except as noted by the General Disclaimer below.
In any case, unless otherwise stated, we do not publish, sell, trade, rent or exchange your personal data in any way that could potentially allow other organizations to take your money instead, turn you into their product, or otherwise profit from you. It’s bad for business.
General Disclaimer
Information published on Toddle has been contributed by thoroughly unreliable sources and should not be trusted further than you could spit a horse. Even if it’s accidentally right, it is subject to change without notice.
Toddle does not warrant that information we provide will meet your requirements or will be error-free. There are NO warranties, whether expressed or implied, including, but not limited to, any implied warranty of merchantability of fitness for a particular purpose. This disclaimer of warranty constitutes an essential part of the agreement. The user agrees to assume the entire risk of using this website. Regardless of whether any information fails its essential purpose, in no event shall Toddle be liable for any indirect, incidental, consequential, inconsequential, hypothetical, theoretical, special, or exemplary damages, or for any claim by any other party, or other damages, regardless of type, including, without limitation, damages for loss of profit or goodwill resulting from the use or inability to use this website, even if Toddle has been advised of the possibility of such damages. Likewise, temporal or interstitial damage or any disruptions of the time-space continuum are completely out of our hands. Proceed at your own risk.
The disclaimers and limitations set forth above will apply, in perpetuity, regardless of whether or not you continue to use Toddle, whether or not you read this notice, or whether or not you even visited this site in the first place.
But Seriously
I don’t care who you are, where you wander, or what you look at. You’re not all that interesting. Get over yourself.