Category: Humour

  • Steve Moore: That Drummer at the Wrong Gig

    It’s been a few weeks since I first saw this, but it refuses to go away.  Sometimes I use my blog as a personal bookmark for things I’ll probably want to watch again in future years.  This would be one of those cases: My first thought upon seeing this video was, “If Tommy Lee ever…

  • I Always Feel Like Somebody’s Watching Me…

    At my workplace, people will periodically upload snapshots of their workspace to allow remote co-workers a virtual visit via Twitter.  I was asked to contribute this photo on Friday. Visible are: An obviously fake Master of Locksmithing degree from Yale University, a Doctor of Esotericism degree from Billy Bo Bob University, Opus the penguin, a…

  • A Typical Day at the Post Office?

    You. Must. Watch. This.

  • Our Promise: Our Phones Won’t Kill You

    At ToddiPhone, your safety is important to us. Within reason, of course.  At the end of the day we do have families to feed and stockholders to impress. But your safety is still relatively important, so we’re working hard every day to give you the most value that pennies can buy. We know the truth…

  • Signal much?

    In my previous graph, I illustrated the challenge of driving with children.  This time around: one of my challenges in dealing with the rest of you out there on the road: Do you recognize yourself in here anywhere?

  • Car trips are never the same after kids

    My wife and I used to be able to drive to our favourite vacation spot in about 11 hours, including rest stops.  Since we’ve had children, it’s a minimum of 16 hours of travel time, spread over two days. Here’s a graph I made that illustrates the new dynamics at work: Your mileage may vary, but if…

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  • Placebo’s Actual Lead Singer?

    No, it’s not Brian Molko, even if that’s what it says in the album notes. No, it’s not Brian Molko, even if that’s who appears in the video. It’s Dave Foley, from The Kids in The Hall and NewsRadio.  Now don’t brush me off so easily.  Imagine Dave’s voice, then watch this video: I’m right,…

  • Classic Commercial: Star Trek & MCI

    The funniest thing about this commercial is how much these people loathe each other in real life. Time may never heal all wounds, but as you can see here, screen time and a paycheck can at least restore the illusion of healthy functioning.