- 5 Logical Fallacies That Make You Wrong More Than You Think | Cracked http://t.co/H4Uugtin
- Purolator always manages to hand-delivery me packages, yet Canada Post Xpresspost couldn’t successfully deliver a “Oops! Missed you!” card.
- Thankfully, Canada Post delivers its emails better than its package notice cards.
- Bought marshmallow cocoa at Shoppers. Hate mallows, but it was over half off. “I’ll just pick ’em out.” Tin contains like 1/4th mallows. 😛
- If I don’t follow you from this account, don’t unfollow me without checking that I’m not following from my other account. Do you follow?
- The preceding message was brought to you by the letter “J”, the number “∞”, and the vegetable “parsnip”.
- For several years, I’ve been writing a book on how to be successful & still be a mediocre slacker. Not done yet, but it’s great. You’ll see.
- It’s “National Sandwich Day”, because there aren’t enough shallow, contrived observances. (NOTE: Marketers are working on it. DO NOT PANIC!)
- I miss that old Camry. Still, it was worth it to see it fly. That was some serious airtime. #GrandTheftAutoMemories
- I’ve always regarded Nickelback as Canada’s answer to Creed, that is, an answer to a question that wasn’t worth asking. http://t.co/uyrowd2C
- If you drop your knife, don’t catch it with your foot. #protip
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